May 2013
my room mate was like hey we are watching avengers if you wanna come watch and i was like noooo i have a tonne of homework but really i just wanted to tumblr and watch adventure time and eat jujubes.
epic-humor:
hightimeslowtides:
emilygt:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
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epic-humor:
googleimages:
vagisodium:
googleimages:
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
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epic-humor:
kaz-24601:
tootsienoodles:
sam-vurps:
fallingforev3r:
hotllamasex:
kanayatheawkwardlesbian:
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people...
epic-humor:
ineedathneed:
birdarangs:
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
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April 2013
vincentvangaylord:
timeandspaceismything:
vincentvangaylord:
grandkanye:
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature
professordumbeldore:
professordumbeldore:
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
Tumblr should know about this.
earake:
buababa:
peity:
alqdgs:
swqale:
lnary:
sagg:
pr2s:
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THE WORLD needs to know about this
LOL
ngggh
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